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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Sun, 20 May 2012 12:16:41 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>the ridiculous</title><link>http://naughties.squarespace.com/the-ridiculous/</link><description></description><lastBuildDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 13:38:50 +0000</lastBuildDate><copyright></copyright><language>en-AU</language><generator>Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</generator><item><title>Nicotine</title><dc:creator>The Ridiculous</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 13:23:22 +0000</pubDate><link>http://naughties.squarespace.com/the-ridiculous/2011/3/16/nicotine.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">138231:1675240:10811986</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Junkie see<br />Junkie do<br />'s why I ran away with you<br />You make me feel so bad<br />Worst kiss I ever had</p><p>I used to think it's cool<br />Kissing you outside the school<br />But now I hate that scene<br />Keep me away from nicotine</p><p>Some drugs are good for fun<br />And some drugs are like a kid with a gun<br />But some drugs are cold and mean<br />And kill you slow like nicotine</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://naughties.squarespace.com/the-ridiculous/rss-comments-entry-10811986.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>The Sacred Hoop</title><dc:creator>The Ridiculous</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 08 Jan 2011 13:33:07 +0000</pubDate><link>http://naughties.squarespace.com/the-ridiculous/2011/1/8/the-sacred-hoop.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">138231:1675240:9970861</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="padding-left: 30px;">I am that which cannot be</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">The blackest light, the hanging sea</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">I am he and she and me...</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">Fell the stroke which felled the tree</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">Grow in me O fatal seed</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">Hazel eyes could we be threes?</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">Magic reigns, let magic be</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">Be the bird and be the bee</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">Love somebody, set them free...</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://naughties.squarespace.com/the-ridiculous/rss-comments-entry-9970861.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Ridiculous Merch and Ice</title><dc:creator>The Ridiculous</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 05:23:57 +0000</pubDate><link>http://naughties.squarespace.com/the-ridiculous/2010/7/6/ridiculous-merch-and-ice.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">138231:1675240:8186581</guid><description><![CDATA[<img style="visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;" border=0 width=0 height=0 src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.11NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEyNzgzOTQxMDM3OTYmcHQ9MTI3ODM5NDEyMDk1MyZwPTI3MDgxJmQ9c3RvcmVfZmlyc3RfZ2VuJmc9MSZvZj*w.gif" />
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<blockquote>reality never did much for me but I guess it comes free to air and in hi-fidelity 3D a consequence of your senses bending the fences storming the trenches and entering your enormous fortress of boredness and tiredom and smashing fashion by washing the walls clean of dreams and schemes and showing you exactly what the scene really means an obscene being of colours and lights fighting for the right to party rent free in your head instead of obediently conforming to your nice warm norms your blinkered thinking drinking from the carton and skipping class tripping on acid and holding a black mass and cussing in the back of the bus with us the intrusion of confusion dispelling illusion the soothing movie the tissue of lies behind the eyes that keeps your mind blind keeps you from divining the rhyme and the reason and the rhythm of the seasons the ebb and flow you know like a yo-yo the past is past now fast now slow come the waves of the future you used to believe would leave you to be at peace or at least grant you a brief reprieve a little sweet relief from the reef beneath the glossy surface of easy belief reality is free to air the cost of fantasy will be dearer and dearer the nearer the era of fearless heroines and heroes flying in the air and being ware and caring for the poor and the homeless the endangered and rare species and other clich&eacute;s without which we would cease to be a society and just become a colossal superslum a mob of mobs with no jobs and no prospect of respect or dignity or even of being remotely free and that&rsquo;s reality if you and me stand back and let it be if we let it be so join with me brothers and mothers and sisters and fathers and daughters and sons as one and have fun in the sun and the rain to gain a perspective on our pain and joys as young girls and boys to rejoice in our choices for worse or for better forgetting the fretting the hate and the war so the idiots we all work for will be poor and the world will be wealthier and healthier and more beautiful and fruitful than ever before for ever and ever more (amen)</blockquote>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://naughties.squarespace.com/the-ridiculous/rss-comments-entry-2104407.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>The Ridiculous relapse!</title><dc:creator>The Ridiculous</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 10:17:48 +0000</pubDate><link>http://naughties.squarespace.com/the-ridiculous/2008/8/8/the-ridiculous-relapse.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">138231:1675240:2103781</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Hands up who wants to hear something new from The Ridiculous?<br><br>We are still concocting our latest weird brew from the finest ingredients known to scientology, but took some time out recently to clean out our hard drives.&nbsp; Look what we didn't have the heart to erase: a trilogy of never before released tracks from late last millennium!</p>Not only have we made this offer EXCLUSIVELY for our beloved fans and mutant zombie worshipers over at ReverbNation - but the first of you to email pictures of their underwear (or lets face it, anyone's underwear) will also receive this complimentary set of alternate mental states.<br><br>Just leave your preconceptions at the door please...<br><p><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.reverbnation.com/widgets/tune_widget/tuneWidget.swf?twID=artist_57592&posted_by=artist_57592&autoPlay=false" height="415" width="434" wmode="opaque"/><br/><a href="http://www.reverbnation.com/c./a4/19/57592/Artist/57592/Artist/link"><img alt="The%20Ridiculous" border="0" height="19" src="http://www.reverbnation.com/data_public/resource/image/19/tune_footer.gif" width="434" /></a><img style="visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;" border=0 width=0 height=0 src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/CIMP/Jmx0PTExOTE5MTk3MzE0NjgmcHQ9MTE5MTkxOTczMzkyMSZwPTI3MDgxJmQ9dHVuZVdpZGdldCU1RmZpcnN0JTVGZ2VuJm49.jpg" /><br></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://naughties.squarespace.com/the-ridiculous/rss-comments-entry-2103781.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>micro-WHAT?</title><dc:creator>no.tech</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 06:40:11 +0000</pubDate><link>http://naughties.squarespace.com/the-ridiculous/2008/8/2/micro-what.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">138231:1675240:1921385</guid><description><![CDATA[ever wanted to be a rich art patron but never quite managed the rich part?]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://naughties.squarespace.com/the-ridiculous/rss-comments-entry-1921385.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Greetings Humanoids</title><dc:creator>The Ridiculous</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 03:36:30 +0000</pubDate><link>http://naughties.squarespace.com/the-ridiculous/2008/7/29/greetings-humanoids.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">138231:1675240:1342881</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Do not be alarmed.&nbsp; Rest assured that we come in peace.&nbsp; Some of your scriptures have foretold of our coming:&nbsp; we are The Ridiculous and we know it.</p><p>Our passage will be brief as the hills reckon it, but it shall be gloriously bright.&nbsp; Hearken and be glad...</p><p><br><span class="full-image-inline"></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://naughties.squarespace.com/the-ridiculous/rss-comments-entry-1342881.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Hakama (warnings for the would-be warrior)</title><dc:creator>no.tech</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:28:23 +0000</pubDate><link>http://naughties.squarespace.com/the-ridiculous/2008/6/14/hakama-warnings-for-the-would-be-warrior.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">138231:1675240:1921238</guid><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>I donned <em>hakama</em> today </p><p> Opened like a black book<br>A silent knot guarding the entrance… </p><p><em> Jin</em><br>Many <em>samurai</em> of old died young<br>Outlived by their pleats<br>For want of mercy </p><p><em> Gi</em><br>A right path is righteous<br>But seek not rectitude or certitude:<br>The refuge and mausoleum of fools </p><p><em> Rei</em><br>Etiquette paves the streets of society<br>Shall a gentleman with clothes aflame<br>be suffered to burn,<br>or seized and rolled upon the ground? </p><p><em> Chi</em><br>Intelligence is required to distinguish success from error<br>But is neither their prerequisite<br>nor counter-guarantee </p><p><em> Shin</em><br>Trust is the light that shines only for the bearer </p><p><em> Chu</em><br>Loyalty heeds the word<br>Even when the speaker is silent<br>Rewards the deed when the doer is spent </p><p><em> Ko</em><br>Piety is the art and love of obedience<br>to no lesser authority than the universe itself </p></blockquote>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://naughties.squarespace.com/the-ridiculous/rss-comments-entry-1921238.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Triskaidekaphobia (2008)</title><dc:creator>Andy and Jacyl</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 04:54:20 +0000</pubDate><link>http://naughties.squarespace.com/the-ridiculous/2008/6/14/triskaidekaphobia-2008.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">138231:1675240:1921217</guid><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p>I am a tough.<br />I am a rough-neck.<br />If there&rsquo;s a scuffle I&rsquo;ll be in the thick of it.</p>
<p>I don&rsquo;t blench<br />At the thought of bleeding.<br />Don&rsquo;t shirk if someone needs a kneading.</p>
<p>Give me the noose my friend,<br />The trapdoor under&hellip;</p>
<p>Just don&rsquo;t give me that number.</p>
<p>Mama beat me,<br />She never caught me crying.<br />Stoled my daddy&rsquo;s gold tooth<br />As he was dying.</p>
<p>Shoved my cousin into<br />The baker&rsquo;s oven and<br />Gave my niece a piece o&rsquo; hot lovin&rsquo;</p>
<p>I&rsquo;m so mean,<br />It makes you wonder&hellip;</p>
<p>Just what I got against that number.</p>
<p>Well they say everybody&rsquo;s scared<br />Of something.<br />Baby for me yeah that&rsquo;s the one thing.</p>
<p>Give me the lightning,<br />Give me the thunder&hellip;</p>
<p>Just don&rsquo;t give me that number.</p>
<p>&amp; when I die<br />&amp; meet my maker<br />I&rsquo;ll take the fucker by the neck, give her a shake yeah.</p>
<p>I&rsquo;ll throw the dice<br />&amp; play the devil,<br />Teach him a thing or ten &lsquo;bout being evil.</p>
<p>But it&rsquo;ll all be in vain,<br />I&rsquo;m going under&hellip;</p>
<p>Baby if I roll that number.</p>
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